This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton makes this tee ultra comfortable. Featuring the most uncomfortable words on the planet, "moist," "dense," and "chewy," you can annoy your friends and loved ones to your heart's content. 
 
  Available in multiple colors.  
 
    
 
  .: 100% Soft cotton  
 
  .: Light fabric  
 
  .: Runs true to size 
 
  
   
    
 
    
XS
    
S
    
M
    
L
    
XL
    
2XL
    
3XL
   
  
  
   
    
Width, in
    
16.5
    
18
    
20
    
22.01
    
24.02
    
25.99
    
28
   
   
    
Length, in
    
27.01
    
28
    
29.02
    
30
    
31.03
    
32.01
    
33
   
   
    
Sleeve length, in
    
8.63
    
8.9
    
9.18
    
9.45
    
9.73
    
10
    
10.4